I hadn’t seen a Teen Power flick since way back to the very first two volumes. The chicks were young, petite and ready for action back then and it seems the Kick Ass Production boys are still having no problem finding some fresh crop to exploite. Favorite Alicia Alighatti headlines the cast and looks damn fine getting taken by a dude she probably just met five minutes before shooting the scene. However, Alicia isn’t the only boner worthy chick featured.

Very vanilla flavored sex here, but plenty of young, firm flesh to ogle. Best of the bunch has got to be moonfaced cutie Brandy Talore, who has enormous hanging jugs. As you can imagine, the dude spends a lot of time titty-fucking her. Blondie Memphis Monroe is the teeniest looking of the bunch, an authentic mall brat gone really, really wrong. Dude bangs her in the office and leaves her with a face fulla goo. And so on. The Asian chick, Arcadia Davida, is a little to bony for my tastes, but the rest of ‘em oughta get a rise out of you.

The Teen Power series shows off various young newbies on their way to porno stardom/oblivion, and it always delivers the freshest specimens possible. This one has skinny, personable Lily Thai shaking her newly enhanced (?) titties around, as she gets licked all over and vadge-slammed. Much more sedate than some of the messy, screamy shit she’s often involved in, but a good scene, nonetheless.

Sammi’s a sweet blonde with fat, hanging tits who has a decent fuck n’ suck.

Big breasted, angel-faced, perfectly curvy Amer-Asian Nautica Thorn is so fuckin’ good looking that it’s SICK. I mean, what the fuck- when did they start breeding teenagers that look like this? Anyway, she’s here, getting spanked, vadge-slammed, and glazed by some dude that SO doesn’t even appreciate the grade-A slice o’ teenie pie he’s feasting on.

The other major rager in this buffet of nubile youngstuff is Jayna Woods, who looks like any given pop princess you can name, only with the roundest, meatiest ass 18 years will allow.

coverblonde Sue Diamond is a deadringer for hippy songtress Jewel (without the tits), so, if you’ve every harbored stroke fantasies about the chesty folkie, here’s yr chance to vicariously watch her fuck. She takes on little big man Steve Hatcher in a decent, if uneventful, fuck n’ suck.

Best display of teenie torture is probably the scene with mouthy Katin, a bouncy charmer with a fat ass, who gets sphincter-smashed but good here. Lyric and Finesse are both pretty, pigtailed Latinas, who endure solid vadge-slams (Lyric’s got the best ass of the bunch, perhaps we will see it get a work out soon), and Lee Ann is a gangly blonde who eats balls with a proficiency beyond her tender years.

Man, is this really the way teenagers look now? I gotta buddy teachin’ high school these days, he must going out of his fuckin’ mind, cuz I don’t remember specimens like this at all when I was a teenager. I mean, tits, hips, lips, just curves everywhere.Yowza.

Ok, so “18″ might be a bit of stretch with some o’ these sluts,’specially lovely Latina Lena Jolliet, who looks a little weathered for teendom, but they’re all close enuff for rock n’ roll.

I watched this last night and fell asleep with my dick in my hand, which is not a condemnation at all- I mean, I’d been watching porn flicks for like, 14 hours straight, and yr just bound to pass out at some point, no matter WHO’S gettin’ porked- so instead of goin’ back to the tape, I’m just going from memory. Allura Bond is dead sexy, man, not cuz she’s pretty or curvy, as she is neither, but because she acts like getting fucked is the biggest hassle EVER, and I like that in a girl.

Since I hadn’t reviewed any Kick Ass Pictures movies in awhile, I decided to pop this title in the ol’ VCR to see what it had to offer.

Teen Power 3 is the second volume that I’ve had the pleasure to review of this series and both have been excellent examples of what porn should be. There might not be a whole lot of teasing or anything but the chicks are always hot, all natural and full of spunk. These teens all know what their paid to do and gladly put on quite the show just for us perves to enjoy.

Lippy teen hussies with loose enough morals to fuck on film- if god created anything better than that, he’s keeping it to himself. Kick Ass present us with 5 dizzy, multi-racial high school dropouts here, and for fans of the youngstuff, it’s a rocker.

I say dizzy not so much cuz the girls are druggy, because they’re not, really; I say dizzy because the camera work and slap-happy sets are so stagey and herky jerky that this one’s almost the “Cabinet of Doctor Caligari” of teenage slutdom.

Teen Power 18, now there’s a title that really means something. If you think about it, teens today aren’t powered to do anything you want them too, except maybe for money. I can’t even get my 18 year old to take out the garbage for money, so what makes you think that Kick Ass pictures can motivate these teen girls to fuck and suck strange men for money? I have to think that maybe they like it…and they like it a lot. Like many Kick Ass titles I’ve seen, I just hope they find a camera man who knows how to capture the action. I know when I was a teen I could be powered by money, girls and p0rn, so really I had a lot more in common with these girls then, than I do now, and I just didn’t know it then. What a shame I did not meet these p0rn girls then and maybe that’s the reason I watch p0rn…It’s a sad fuckin’ reality ain’t it? I know you’re probably tired of me ranting about p0rn titles in general, but when you collect as many DVDs as I have over the years, sometimes the title is all that you remember, maybe with a fond remembrance of a few wanks past. Even more sad is that Teen Power 18 will not be one of those fondly remembered titles.
That’s a shame because it features the soccer MILF-to-be, Sasha Knox. She got a fuckin’ hot body and licks TJ Cummings dick and balls like they are chocolate Dove bars on a warm summer evening. She spreads her pussy and thighs open for us to see before TJ enters her and we are off to the races, missionary, CG, doggie, he even reaches over a bunch to pluck those succulent nipples but no anal! How can you miss Sasha’s second pussy? It needs to be poked, but nope, it’s time for an open mouth pop and AHH! The guy’s moustached “I’m coming face” cuts away from Sasha’s just long enough for me to remember it! Damn you Kickass Pictures, damn you to hell! I needed a chaser for that moment and Phoebe’s poon only scene was just boring enough to cleanse my palate. Just in time for Lexi Belle, who looks like a porn version of Kirsten Dunst with a low rent attitude. That’s OK, she fucks the pirate of p0rn Brian Surewood and lets him choke her with his cock. Pretty tame seen for Brian for a kinda hot nubile. I’m glad to see her now as a small titted hotty before she gets MILFy. Next up is Aubrey Banks who has a skinny girl look I like, sorry I missed her other movies, she kinda turns me on, but his movie has too many bad camera moves to let me lay back and enjoy it. Come to think of it, the whole movie suffers at the hands of an inexperienced camera man. The guy zooms in and out at the wrong times and miss the action by precious seconds. This ain’t a wedding, dude, you can reshoot everything but the money shot. Cassie’s poon only scene with Kris Knight is just ok because she’s a hottie, but I couldn’t take the bad angles, which made her look like she had some bloat. Now that scene I’d want to forget. Two kleenexes is for the talent.