Lesbian Videos:

I don’t really GET the whole axe-handle sized cocks as a selling point thing, man. I mean, I did the math, and it takes like, 3.7 of me to match up what these Frankensteins are all swinging around, and I don’t need a fuckin’ porn flick to make me feel inadequate. I have a paycheck that already does that for me, every week.

But I don’t make ‘em, I just try and get a hard-on offa them, so whatever. This one is nicely-shot and all, and features one stand-out chick, Wendy, a pretty petite bob-haired girl who looks just like my local weatherbabe Cindy Fitzgibbon (Ok, so that’s obscure, but I KNOW there’s Boston-based pervs among us who have squeezed a few out to her, so…), who does her best with Mr.

Mountain Dick, and the rest of ‘em are all indenti-blondes gettin’ fucked sideways by cock monsters. None of it’s at all bad, it’s just kinda snooze-worthy, unless yr an actual FAN of 12” penises, and if that’s the case, maybe you oughta be reading GAYVN instead. No offence.

JOHN WEST’S WHORE GAGGERS 7
All I can say is yikes. So yeah, they gag alot. None of 'em puke, but close. Real sleazy raincoat shit here.

RIPE JUICY TEENS
They run through most of the normal positions and things end with her getting some nut butter all over her gorgeous mug. She has ...

SACK LUNCH 2
And that oughta be enough. PS: What the hell happened to Dana Vespoli? Speed kills, baby.

NEW GIRLS 3
Usually when the dude puts it in their ass. That’s not to say that porn needs to be evil to be good, it’s just that ...

FETISH DESIRE 1
Ya gotta have fun with this stuff, man, that's what it's for.