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I usually cringe when I know it’s time to pop in a JM Productions video. Seriously, these guys make some pretty fucked up porn that I would never normally watch on my own but what can I do, right? The fine folks at Rancho Carne send me a shitload of high quality DVD’s every month, so I guess I can help them out and review some stuff that I dislike. Fortunately, JM really surprised me with this title. BOOTYLICIOUS FINE BITCHES, PHAT RIDES is actually a normal, straight ahead porn flick featuring some very fine black chicks getting all hot and sweaty over guys with nice cars.

I guess it is all about the ride.

Okay, after you have purchased this sucka off of Ebay for nine bucks, you’ll be treated to five scenes of black on black shagging. The dudes start it all off with a little tour of their decked out cars installed with T.V’s and bass bumpin’ sound systems. Of course, the chicks are so impressed, that they immediately put their panties to the side and grind with the fellas until juices are flying up into the air. Overall, the action is very nice. All the babes use their hot dog warmers to the limit and even let the gentlemen slide into an even tighter hole by the time it all ends. The only hump that I thought was off the mark was with a fine ladie named Japan. This ebony honey takes on one huge guy and one tiny dicked man. Nothing really exciting happens and they need a random chick wearing a strap on to complete the ten-second DP. But w/e. Four out five quality scenes is fine with me!

If you like your porn black on black, I don’t see any reason why this DVD shouldn’t be on your next rental bill. I’m out. Peace.

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