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The Rancho ranchers only ask one thing of me, really – that I review the DVSX dvds first. Why? I dunno. I’ve never been in the back room, so I don’t know what kind of deals go on there. It’s not a lot to ask, though. Unfortunately, dudes that write porn reviews for a semi-living are not the most reliable fools on Earth. If we were, we’d be doing something a little classier – dog catcher, grave digger, something like that. Anyway, I really should have taken care of this one a while back, so sorry to everybody.

To make up for it, I’m gonna give this ‘un the best review possible, even though it’s a double penetration flick, which is the sexual equivalent of taking a tour of the local creamed corn cannery. And away we go.

I am not sure if this series always features hot-bodied Euro tramps, but this one sure does, and that’s good news, because European chicks LOVE getting fucked by as many dudes at once as possible. I read that somewhere. Anyway, all of ‘em here are top-notch in the looks department, and besides taking multiple cocks in multiple holes, they’re all willing to go the extra mile – Victoria Sin (yum) and Jessica Fiorentino (Yum once again) both liven things up with some deep pre-DP anal masturbation, Simone De Carlo goes fuckin’ crazy with the ATM stuff, Danielle and Michelle (no last names provided; let’s hope they’re not your Czech cousins) provide us with a little bonus lesbo kink, and Renee Pornero, bless her, shows more ass than face, as…well, she can be a little hard on the peepers head-first.

Boy howdy, if yr a DP fan, feast yr eyes on this fat-assed Euro-bitch feast. Seriously, it’s hot stuff.

HARDER FASTER 4
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