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Anti-porn feminists, like Andrea Dworkin, never seem to understand that p0rn solves major humanitarian world problems, many of which are simply logistical in nature. Where else but p0rn would three highly attractive, straight, consenting adults have intense sex with each other, while not totally blasted or stoned? For example, one of the couples I know is always inviting us to their drunken “swingers” parties, so it’s not like I’m talking hypotheticals here.

He’s little and hairy, like a sheep in winter, she’s 300 plus pounds, so I can only imagine what other large and furry friends attend. No thanks, guys, we’ll pass on that. Even if we went, do I want to remember the vision of my friend’s 300 pound wife naked, ass in the air, as I’m having sex with my own wife? P0rn saves the day. Not convinced? Say, you’ve always wanted to bone your wife’s hot friend but their would be no possible way to pull it off, even with mutual consent. Let’s review the options:

A) A threesome just gets too complicated and weird
B) staring at her tramp stamp tattoo as she bends over, is just pathetic and so obvious, and
C) an affair just devolves into a surprise appearance on Cheaters and an awkward televised moment with Richard Greco in a Chili’s parking lot.

Once again, p0rn saves the day! So what kind of p0rn will save humanity? I’d pick VCA Excessive’s Double the Pleasure for all my humanity-saving needs any day of the week.

Bobby Manila’s DTP is an excellent piece of p0rn with five scenes featuring hot threesomes, all different types of girls, saving the planet for one peace-loving stroker at a time. Actually, what I liked about this concept is that it breaks the mold of standard suck and fuck, allowing the girls to really get into each other and also each into the guy in a more natural (read: less scripted) way.

The first scene is Cuban cutie Nickie Nievez (she’s white and gap-toothed, but she’s a very sexy Latina) and tight bodied b-cupped blondie Kansasian Samantha Ryan (she’s 27 but passes for about 19) undressing each other and giving each other some very hot head. They both seem really turned on when Kurt Lockwood gets invited in and they all start kissing and the sucking begins. Before you can say Jack Robinson, they both have had fingers and faces in his ass and Sam is sucking like there’s no tomorrow. Is there a tomorrow? Not today! The girls 69 and come lots while Kurt takes Sam in doggie, getting another ass licking from Nickie. Whoa baby, this is really hot! Lots of piledriver vag and clit licking for Nickie, bringing this scene to a totally new level. Highlights: Nickie anals in RCG, with those perfect labias and c-cup titties flapping from the action, while Sam gets some obviously great head from Kurt. Lots of kissing as Nickie moves to fast pumping mish anal and to a messy strokeoff into Nickie’s mouth. Sam is frigging herself on camera during the whole thing! What a great way to solve world peace!

Brunettes Penny Flame and skinny small cupped Nadia Styles are already in each others arms and goin’ at it fingers in ass and pie eating craziness. I’m not big on lesbo action, but these girls are really into it! Since you know that Tommy Gunn is just waiting on the sidelines, with them all fired up, Penny is the first to wet his dock with her mouth and deep as they share a few rounds of head. Penny gets to RCG vag while Nadia squeezes Penny’s titties and talks dirty. Nadia gets a good fucking in doggie with those little b-cups shaking around and there is some mish vag and some a2p with Nadia as the suck machine, nice! Then a double stack of doggie p2p! No anal here, but man, what a show as Tommy unloads and squirts into Penny’s open mouth and face and then shared with Nadia. The girls keep it up even after the scene and you get to hear more about it in the BTS. Very hot scene!

Blonde Nadia Hilton and skinny Rachel Luv do a passable scene with Lee Stone. I might have liked the scene if Rachel wasn’t so focussed on the camera and more on Lee and Nadia. Nadia also wasn’t too into Rachel so the obvious loss of heat continues throughout the scene. Yeah, anal happens, but so what.

Next up is skinny blonde freak Courtney Simpson and Latina Victoria Sweet, doing some light bondage and riding crop little b-cup tittie slapping. They’re really into each other anyway when Kurt (that lucky tattooed homunculus) again comes in gets in on some 69 oral action with Sweet and Courtney, as they share his dick. Courtney’s always game, and there’s that asslicking again .while Kurt gets deep head from Victoria. Man, that guy is a lucky fuck! Kissing and mish vag happen with Courtney eating Vickie’s sweet pie, while frigging. Can you help yourself from doing the same? Kurt and Courtney do some hard vag doggie stacked and some great p2p to Sweet, while he eats Courtney’s ass. Another winner, as Kurt jerks a load into Courtney’s mouth and face, while Sweet cleans up and gets a dripping swap. SHWEET!

As if it ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings (actually, scratch that no fat lady, no fat lady, no fat lady), all naturals Harmony and Mia are really into each other kissing and fondling each other’s tits. Harmony is way too cute for porn and Mia is a born pornstar. Together, they make an unbelievable pair! Harmony is obviously really turned on and then she puts on the strap-on. Why Mia gives it head is a mystery, given that Talon is just around the corner. They both give him really deep head crazy white girl head and Mia offers up her ass to Talon first, while Harmony fingers her twat, feeling that thin membrane. She frigs, I frig, then Harmony does some A2M! Then there’s some awesome mish vag for Harmony while Mia frigs and gives her tit pillow to Harmony, as Talon slams into her legs up. Mia takes the open mouth facial and drips it to Harmony and back while Mia shows us the load and they kiss and make up. Phew! What a scene!

The BTS are excellent interviews, that really show how much the girls are really into each other. The guy and a girl interviewing are typical slackers, but they are nice to talk to so the girls seems relaxed and still horny. This one’s a keeper at 4 Kleenexes, docked one for a weak scene with Stone.

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