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Here’s another one from Private’s Fetish Machine series. This one is #8, Fetish Academy. Private’s idea of fetish is GLITTER, GLITTER, GLITTER. Glittery face make-up, body glitter. Glitter everywhere. It always cracks me up because the guys generally prance in wearing leather outfits that would work well in gay clubs. You know, codpieces, tunics – great Heman outfits. As far as the plot on this one goes, I couldn’t tell you because I didn’t even try and watch it.

I involves a fetish school and teaching people how to become fetish freaks in GLITTERY make-up. That’s key.

Also key would be having lots of anal sex. Fetish Academy was pretty standard as far as the anal and DPs went, which is to say all the action is solid and if you’ve never seen a Private flick before, now might be the time to check one out. Otherwise, there’s nothing really mold-breaking about the stategically placed couples sex. Private likes to stack people up like Tetris blocks.

With this DVD you get 5 scenes. Two of them are sexier than average and the rest are about what you’d expect. I’m not too familiar with the girls and it’s hard to identify them under all that GLITTERY make-up but Michelle Wild is in there and that’s all I really look for in Private title.

Scene 1: Steve Holmes and another guy take on two chicks that have glittery shaved snizzes. There’s some foot fetish activity.

Scene 2: One of the hotter scenes (fer real, dawg) finds 2 chicks and 1 dick doing dirty things with dildos and that 1 dick in an ass, etc. The come-age seeps down an ass-crack.

Scene 3: Steve Holmes gives a lucky lady some Euro anal-proding.

Scene 4: Can you say more GLITTER! Wooo! A threesome: a couple goes at it while the one lonely pussy explores with a dildo.

Scene 5: Wow! A rock n’ roll glittery band rips off their panties and codpieces and has sex on a stage! Michelle has pigtails and she gets DPed. The other girl has three twat piercings that you’ll get ample close-ups of. Very nice.

I rate this a 3.25. It’s fairly average but definitely dirty enough to make you sport wood.

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