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Director and UCLA film school grad Michael Zen is the master at plodding, impassive porn. He shows his want of filmmaking cred at the expense of inspired sexual tension and horniness. Some will say, “Oh, Zen is brilliant at porn for couples.” But we ask, “What is porn for couples but a blatant misuse of the actor’s sexuality mired in boner-shriveling dialogue that ultimately looks like unintended self-mockery?” Huh?

Anyway, Claudia Chase and Mark Davis are a pair of annoying, self-centered yups whose sex demons are concurred tit-for-tat with Tony Tedeschi and Dee, the neo-hippie couple that just moved into the neighboring condo.

The yups each have foreshadowing dreams: Davis fancies himself with a bit of dom in the hands of lip-curling brunette (Syren), and Chase sees herself sucking and fucking a smelly biker type (an excellently typecast Kyle Stone). Later, a wife-swap with the pot-bewildered neighbors sees the yup’s dreams come to fruition in a typical low-cal Zen snoozer. The sex is too damn deliberate and studied. Dee might as well be doing her laundry and painting her nails. And Chase unfurls herself in a strictly by-the-numbers head-vag-facial spin that works swimmingly well as a non-narcotic valium. When the light hits Chase just right, her thin brows, crest fallen lids, platinum locks and baby-doll curves rush us the image of a young Seka. Though, unfortunately, the Seka similarities end at her ass; Chase has yet to take a greased digit there.

A tape-saving sidebar sees handyman Randy Spears grant a horny condo realtor (crusty vet Danielle Rogers) a chipper, albeit short-lived, bung spear. At least there is something to be said for horny and aging realtors who do anal.

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