Lesbian Videos:

Have you ever been to Canada? It’s a funny place. Those wacky, loveable, ass-backwards Canucks, god bless ‘em. Hardcore Training was shot in Montreal. It’s a huge pile-up of funny-talking weird Canadian bitches.

Shot in a POV-ish format, what’s cool about this DVD is that several navigation options are displayed onscreen at all times. This handy little menu inculdes shortcuts to Oral, Sex, Anal and Cumshot. Of course, it’s just a visual way of showing subchapters but I like novelties and Red Light District impressed me with this little feature.

The girls shown here felt like prostitutes to me. They’re all dumb as rocks. They all speak several lanaguages without speaking any lanaguages very well. It’s kind of silly. But you’ll see some naked asses on the screen before you can snap your fingers and those asses will have fingers in them. Get it? THe first tart, I forget her name, is a classic example of what I’m talking about. She’s horsey but she’s got an expandable anus with all the luxury features. She gets tag-teamed by a couple of Red Lights brutes and genuinely seems to enjoy having a monsterous penis push her lunch back up towards her throat (via her anus, of course). The bad thing about the on-screen menu is that it disabled my computer remote. But anyway.

Kristina Young is girl number two to explore the limits of her asshole. She’s the girl on the box cover. Yeah, the one who looks like a retarded 12 year old. Silly Canadians, expand your gene pool. I didn’t get to see Kristina’s DP because the on-screen nav fucked me over and I didn’t know how to get back to the scene. I AM a retarded 12 year old. The third girl, Gabriella, is a dork. Bing bing bing, she’s Canadian. Sorry, Canadians. You’re our friendly but backwards neighbors to the north so we have to make fun of you! This Gabriella gets her ass throughly hammered. She’s not such a dork when she’s impaled on a penis. Suddenly she becomes a lot more attractive.

What kind of name is Bionca Juice? What the fuck? Oh yeah. Montreal. Anyway, this fourth scene is a four way with another chick named Katrina, two 19 year olds. Sure they have teef. Sure they are airheads. I skipped right to the anal. Why not? I thought adventurously. But the nav-shit kept fucking with me. It’d probably work fine on a decent DVD player. You betcha, uff da!

Lastly, Jade turns herself into a pretzel just to make sure all the dicks have a place to stick and punch. Her ass lets out a helluva fart during the ramming. “Feel the pain,” one of the men asked. I could SEE the pain. No, it’s not that bad. She’s a champion.

And that’s that. Kind of screwy nav but good hardcore content. Worth checking out. Even if Hardcore Training is full of Canadians.

INTERRACIAL NATION 3
There's some good action going on there. "IN3" has some decent action but the chicks doing it are just not boner worthy. Well, except ...

SPERM FILLED SLUTS 4
Speaking of big tits, another highlight is Candy Mason, a blonde glamazon tit-queen who looks very, very good when she's performing no-hands blowjobs. Overall, a ...

ANAL ROMANCE 2
Her cocksucking skills only get better with age and her ass continues to get drilled by big cocks. Oh and what an ass it ...

SEXY DOLLS
The first girl, Judy, resembles Britney Spears sans nose job. Or Mary-Kate-Ashley-Olsen if you squint and think uber-impure thoughts. Hmm, this ...

CARMEN LUVANA SIGNATURE SERIES 12
When I use to buy music, I always looked for a "Greatest Hits" title. This Adam & Eve signature series fits the bill. Contract star ...