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George Carlin had a routine about how he gave up jacking off to thoughts of movie stars and started fantasizing about the women on his block because it “…just seemed more possible, y’know?” This very idea used to be what made Homegrown so wonderful: They didn’t bother with absurd plots or costumes, and the stars were people you might know – they looked like normal, attractive people, who knew each other, had sex regularly, and knew how to get each other off, for real.

Housewives Unleashed continues Homegrown’s departure from this former standard by offering ridiculous plots to justify the situations. The only exception is the first – and best – scene, featuring a hot middle-age woman sitting in the couch waiting for her man. He gets home, they mess about, he dons a condom, there is sex and then a great ejaculation scene on her chest while she pumps him. It is very hot, in this instance, because she is into it so much.

The second scene features an attractive woman and a model-like man in a kitchen. Would have better if not for the silly pretense of him being a plumber and her, an irritated housewife. The video gets steadily sillier – one woman has to test her Jacuzzi before the workmen arrive when suddenly, her horny neighbor stops by and the have a 4-way. **YAWN** The second-to-last scene is interesting in that is features a man who looks exactly like Travis Tritt, but again what could have been hot sex between two real people is sullied by an absurd bit about the woman being his mother-in-law. There are plenty of other companies making porno with silly plots, but they have at least a little character development and – occasionally – costumes or hot models at least. Homegrown should lose the plot and just let horniness prevail.

Finally, the extras section was lame. The Previews were mostly adds for a website, and jack-offable. The Bloopers was almost funny, but kinda mean, and not very sexy…

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