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I supposed with a title like Interracial Tea Baggers, I should know what the hell I’m getting myself into, but, once again, I wasn’t ready.
What I wasn’t ready for was yet another poor excuse for porn! Sure it was interracial – big deal! There was no sex, no music, no fun, lousy pop shots, and honestly, not much tea bagging! I mean, when you get a foot fetish video, all it is, is feet! Why was there not more tea bagging!
I just get so bummed out when the production quality of a porn is so bad, that it looks worse than a video project from a student at a junior college.
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Come on people, put some effort into it! If I want to see some lousy sex with no effort going into a blowjob, I’ll watch the Paris Hilton sex tapes!
There’s also no way to figure out which girl is which, or which cock lifesupport system is which, so here’s my best attempt at a scorecard of “scenes” for this tea party:
Girl One – Chubby, not-so-cute, gags and looks like she’s going to cry a few times.
Girl Two – Moans and does all the right “porn moves”. She’s a dirty slut.
Girl Three – Is she twelve? Her attempt at proper “porn talk” made me giggle. And why the hell are there three people just sitting in the next room?
Fourth Girl – At least this one is a little lucky, she actually GETS some head of her own!
Fifth Girl – Glasses are always cute on a barely legal-ish porn chick. She does gag a few times, and then gets a lovely facial all over her specs.
Sixth Girl – Vegas hooker? Nice blue eyeshadow!
Seventh Girl – This girl needs a haircut, a hairstyle, and a clue. Who brought the 70s hippie love child to the porn shoot?
Eighth Girl – This chick is nothing more than an even less attractive body double for NY publicist-turned jailbird, Lizzie Grubman!
Finally verdict? Boring, lousy, and not hot at all. I didn’t even get half a chubby!
BIG GIANT TITTIES 2
Sweet.
Oh yeah, Candy Manson and Cassidy Blew's plastic titties are here, too.But that's cheating.
ONE ON ONE 2
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CHEYENNE SILVER EXPOSED
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BIG BUTT SHAKE OFF
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BRANDON IRON’S TEN LITTLE PIGGIES VOL 7
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