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We’ve all come a long way since our parents dressed us in Health-Tex polar shirts and bell bottoms, receiving love and kisses from them administered bleary-eyed between joint hits, while sitting for literally days, listening to the same Santana album. Boy, that was specific. What did we really take away from all this? Was it a healthy respect for love? Maybe, maybe not, your mileage may vary. Was it a connection that love can be rolled and smoked into little blunts? Nope, but maybe the other way around.

I got it! And it was right there all along: Santana was singing about all those beautiful and hot Latina mamis that he made love with and the ones you never saw…until p0rn.

Latin Love Dollz is no heartfelt love ballad dedicated to these lovely Latina girls, nor some bubble-headed beach party movie either, featuring girlz dressed like street hookers, personifying the Bratz dolls that my daughter will inevitably discover in their own dedicated row at Target. LLD is what appears (iafd.com does not list this as a comp) to be a nine scene compilation of Adam and Eve’s best Latina girl lovemaking from the last 7 or so years of p0rn. Unfortunately, missing is the great Latin music, and, in fact, music so bad, that Carlos Santana would probably die laughing listening to it, let alone be referenced in a p0rn review. Thankfully, the music isn’t present in every scene and most scenes can be played with the volume down low.

Another interesting facet of this compilation is the seemingly random presence of condoms. Condoms appear and disappear through some scenes with the quickness of a groundhog and the predictability of Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow. So usually, when I see a rubber in P0rn, that baby is riveted to some guy’s dick like Kool-Aid’s fuckin’ smile, without that fun surprise as it bursts through some girl’s labia, but more like the sudden appearance of your high school janitor, closing out the bathroom for cleaning, with a pretty serious job to do. But why does a condom appear, you may ask? Who the fuck knows, I’ve seen stranger things in p0rn, so ¡Oye como va!

Here are the highlights and scene ID’s (when I could find them):

Shy Love and Talon have office sex, with Love as boss. Lotsa humping and standing doggie anal, bring your pink slip, to wipe off after that drippy facial.

August Night is a real cutie with jiggly b cups in this grainy scene which is either a VHS transfer or someone left the steam on in the sauna then said: “Fuck it, this is hot”, and they did. Some bouncy RCG, bad porno music, a big O face from Steven St. Croix, interspersed with his cummy on her tummy. Yummy!

Olivia O’Lovely and Rick Masters have a fun loving scene from Tres Equis. They screw with some chatting and laughter as they mish and doggie each other around one of those big expensive p0rn mansions. Really nice scene!

Then there’s a messy suck and fuck with Lola and Tristan Segal. They titty fuck to a messy facial. Nice!

If you like Amarisa Tomei. you’ll love Chanel Chavez and Mr. Marcus, but I warn you: It’s dark and grainy, but bouncy rcg’s should keep you guessing. Good thing for a facial ending with her open mouth.

A nice HD scene with Lena Juliett and Marcos Leon. She’s got bumpy skin and small titties, so eating her,
with Lotsa sucking and fingering should make you believe in magic. There’s a nice standing bouncing CG, and a dribbly cumshot on her ass. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

Last up and probably the best scene is Jennifer Luv and Tommy Gunn again from Tres Equis. She’s cute got really great c-cup boobies which point out and need pinching, which Tommy makes good use of. Like a perfect Latina p0rn queen, her nipples could poke out an eye when she’s turned on, and you can see them in an awesome RCG, headsdown doggie, and mish pumping (in closeup) with her asshole just waiting to be plunged. Too bad they saved that for another movie, maybe not one about love.

There’s an extra scene from Florida Girls: Sunny Side Up, so you have plenty more to wank off to, if you please.

I gave this 3 kleenexes for being a decent value at 10 scenes, and even if you skip a few, you can still change your evil ways, baby!

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