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Having never fucked any of my sister’s hot friends, I cannot vouch for the authenticity of the five adventures contained on Volume 11 of Naughty America’s My Sister’s Hot Friend series. In my defense, however, I will volunteer that none of my sister’s friends, hot or otherwise, looked even remotely like Gianna Michaels or Cassie Young or Eve Laurence (not even close), which makes my lack of success in that department somewhat understandable.

Were that the case, no act of man or God would have prevented me from bursting, Kool-Aid Man style, into those hallowed wombs, with no concern for subsequent sibling rancor. Those that have achieved this sanctified state, your heroism is paid tribute on this disc.

The all-too-infrequently-seen Cassie Young gets the lead slot on Volume 11; she’s a coffee barista, or something like that, and stuck cleaning up after her boorish patrons have left the place looking like a dump. Eric Masterson – Brother of Her Best Friend – arrives to ogle her spectacular ass and kvetch over having to pick her up after an off-screen DUI has left her license-less. Masterson’s incessant ogling and haranguing somehow have an overpowering aphrodisiac effect on CY, who peels off her sweater and purple bra combo to offer him the milky loveliness beneath. Cassie switches athletically between reverse cowgirl and vigorous cocksucking before spreading herself wide for full-bore missionary, which results in a tepid faceplant from Mr. Masterson. Note to Porn Valley make-up artists: Ms. Young is one of the most naturally beautiful talents in the adult business, and does not need the Max Factor layered on with a trowel, as is seen in this vignette. The woman could roll out of bed with spittle dried on her cheek and still inspire hard-ons from coast to coast, so please, a gentler hand with the eye shadow next time (note to fans of girls in LOTS of make-up: Cassie Young looks AWESOME here).

Inexhaustible party girls Eve Laurence and McKenzee Miles are next; they return to their sparsely furnished apartment with their all-night-long vibes still unquenched, so they boost up the tunes (Eve turns on a boom box, which issues no music, to which she replies, :”I LOVE this song”) and commence with the revelry. Tarzan-esque Evan Stone – who is the Brother of One of Their Best Friends – is trying to catch forty winks on a nearby sofa (for a “big meet” the next day – is he competing in track?), but the girls’ raucous pillow fighting and squealing ranks his groove. After some perfunctory grousing, Evan’s savage breast is soothed by Ms. Miles deep-throating skills and La Laurence’s heavenly tits; he responds by flipping McKenzee end over end and eating her pussy and asshole before banging her missionary. Eve gets her share in cowgirl and doggy before Evan is delivered to the Promised Land, and expresses his gratitude directly into Eve’s rosy mouth. Ever mindful of the fact that sharing is indeed caring, she snowballs the deposit into McKenzee’s craw. Reduced to a hazy afterglow, McKenzee sputters, “What are you doing tomorrow night?” to no one in particular. Eve’s eye-popping frame and megawatt sex drive ignite the scene, with McKenzee offering admirably slutty support.

Fresh fish Abbey Brooks and Savannah Stern are solid in their respective scenes; fleshy sweater girl Abbey reminisces about the good old days with former nerd (and the Brother of Her Best Friend) Charles Dera, who’s been pining to eat her snatch since the fourth grade. Brooks is all generous scoops of vanilla skin and a backside so roomy you could eat lunch on it, but Dera’s Quest for Fire glossolalia gets a mite distracting until his final popoff into Abbey’s piehole. NA stalwart Savannah plays uber-cute in her bit with former Bangbros stud Anthony – each spells out their particular prurient interest to the other via a game of Scrabble, which leads to furious heavy petting and lots of doggie action. Both gals provide decent jerkoff material, but unless you’re a diehard fan of either, you’ve seen better and hotter elsewhere.

Which brings us to cover girl Gianna Michaels, who is craved from afar by Jordan and his unfortunate molestache. Returning home unfulfilled after a night of carousing, Jordan pulls out his secret stash of Gianna’s nudie pics (she’s a beer model, we are told) and starts yanking on his flaccid pud in an attempt to wash away the flood of self-loathing that’s coursing through his body. Unfortunately, the booze takes its toll, and Jordan ups the pathetic ante by passing out with his cock in his hand – just in time for Gianna – his Sister’s Best Friend, natch – to wander in and let loose her beguiling, full-throated laugh at his situation. Jordan’s synapses kick into play at this precise and awkward moment, but our girl Gianna, ever the kind and gentle earth goddess, decides to forgive this sad sack and fulfill his wishes with some world class cocksucking. Pretty soon, the Tits are out, round and full and welcoming as ever, and Gianna rides our sad boy like a champion stallion before flipping the script and offering up her generous ass for doggie. Missionary and a de rigueur titfuck follow, and Jordan redeems himself, after a fashion, by spackling her jaw-dropping front end and mouth with his geek solution. Start to finish, top to bottom, end to end, the highlight of the disc. If you don’t lust after Gianna Michaels with ever fiber in your body, please see your doctor immediately, as you may be dead.

So at the bottom of the ninth, the score for My Sister’s Hot Friend 11? One home run from Miz Michaels, two triples from Eve and McKenzee and Cassie, and two respectable pop-ups from Savannah and Abby. Not a bad line-up for your next Saturday night thing. Just don’t tell your sister.

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