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I spent my college years at a beach party school in the ’80’s so I had high hopes that I’d find some scenes I could reminisce to. Sad, aren’t I, a middleaged wanker trying to relive a the college years he never knew he was in, like my AC/DC album with the permanent skip during the Hells Bells part, never knowing how many bell tolls to count, until the guitar kicked in. It’s a typical p0rn bait and switch; a title promising one thing (something resembling beach sex) and delivering something else (sex on a set resembling cheap beach house furniture).

But it’s a great cast of experienced p0rn hotties, so the title is just a distraction.

OS is a pretty good straight couples flick with a couple of decent looking guys fucking and sodomizing some hot natural girls, then getting a facial, which I guess is the “sprayed” part.

Ahoy, matey’s, here is the ocean forecast:

There should be a tropical storm named Kissy, ’cause those natual C cups combined with a nice hardbody really swing around category 3, as she gets fucked hard in doggie and RCG anal and spoon anal. The scene starts off in a wetsuit top a la Baywatch in what looks like someone’s beach house, but it must be rainy season, ’cause no one goes outside. Sucking and honest to goodness lovemaking happen with this surfer dude guy, as well as a decent anal scene. Kissy’s face is clear to be loving it, but she is more GND blonde than Pam Anderson knockout. They go thru many acts of hardfucking goodness, which suits me fine, but a drizzle on her pubes for a spraydown is not my idea of cat 3, more like it’s easy like Sunday morning piss boner stuff.

Emily Evermoore is another cutie, blonde, jiggly titted, and tighbodied. With talent this easy on the eyes, I halfway expected sex in public, but again, the beach house furniture, you know with the bad brown print sofa covers, sets the ambiance. I enjoyed the all vag scene anyway, didn’t like the guy, as he resembled one of the many route 101 hitchhikers around Salinas, so I held back my nut for Leah Luv. After all this guy did, with a dribble to the chest. I am beginning to see a trend here.

Leah is an all time fave of mine, because I love her long slim body and those perennially perky boobies. The braces just add to the music camp nerd appeal, more than they do spell teenager. As usual, her sucking and fucking is top notch gonzo, and despite that she is a lesbian (in her BTS conversation with Lacey Luv), she has some nice chemistry with this bald Brett Rockman, with lots of moist slit rubbing and great head and mish. Leah doesn’t do anal, but all vag in spoon and hairpulling doggie and gets a thick facial to her open mouth, so given all that I have seen, I’d say the scene is a keeper to file away under L for Leah, Luv, or Lucky Dude, take your pick. Me Likey!

I liked Lacey Luv’s GND body with the tight little b cups and real cute face and pink bikini. Seems fitting that she is last in the lineup, with a beach themed movie to be spending the day indoors, just a lazy suck and fuck. Not.a bad scene, but not awe inspiring either. She does have a nice ass zit, for those who are are interested, and she gets some nice handprints on her ass and a decent pop on her tongue as souvenirs.

The bonus scene was nothing special, as I am not a fan of silicones. The guy is nothing special, kinda a mope, just acting as the brother of someone else. Oh well.

The best part is the BTS where you learn all about Leah Luv’s and Lacey Luv’s proclivities off screen. There’s a kitty cat walking around, so this seems even more like a beach rental, too. I would say those are keepers too, but not more than a college dorm rental at 3 kleenexes.

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