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OK, here’s a conundrum. As I watched Perfect Couple by Vivid I began to see footage that I’d seen before, in another Vivid movie. Some of the scenes here are recycled. And they don’t make any more sense than the last time I saw them. Here’s what you get: Six lavishly clean striaght sex scenes. The plot: Cheyne breaks up with his wife so he fucks other girls. Gosh. Really?

Cheyenne is the star of this show. I like Cheyenne pretty well. After making a pile of movies she still seems really uncoordinated to me.

Like when she’s grasping a cock she doesn’t know what to do with her elbows. But that’s kind of cute. Maybe she’s just a klutz. I dunno. Anyway, She gets laid in three of the scenes to more or less good results. First though, Dasha and Cheyne (NOT Cheyenne) have some assorted oral and striaght sex for breakfast instead of Eggos. No hard light. Soft and fuzzy.

Then there’s some recycled footage of Cheyne being a slob and Dasha leaving. The second scene fits into the movie via the old “guy watching a porno on TV” trick. I hate that. But anyway, it’s Nikita and an exotic brunette honey. Nikita, true to form, shoves a cool metallic dildo in and out, in and out of her partner’s ass-crack-o-matic. This is the single best moment on the DVD. Next Cheyenne humps Lee Stone in a bathroom stall. Maybe Cheyenne is just always bored. She looks kind of bored here. Maybe she needs to try out for a Broadway show.

Cheyenne gets laid (again) by Eric Masterson in scene four. She wears Sketchers. All pornstars do. And then, for the ultimate in name match-ups, Cheyne fucks Cheyenne in the next boink scene. Raw raw raw. Keep in mind that this is all very typical Vivid sex: condoms, soft light, no anal, gonzo, DP, farm animals, etc. Lastly, Eric fucks Dasha. It’s all the same, ain’t it.

Perfect Couple also has three bonus scenes for your viewing pleasure: one with Cheyenne, one with Dasha and a random lesbo grab-bag one.

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