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“You know what sucks about Jerome Tanner movies?” Clyde asked me.

“Whut?” I asked.

“You actually hafta watch that shit when you review it because it’s kind of funny.”

“Yeah,” I said.

Princess Whore by Legend starts off with Hannah Harper blowing a sailor man who’d make a good Popeye. Hannah’s twat must have just gone through the carwash because it looks clean as the sailor sticks it in and out, etc. After Hannah gets a facial, Evan Stone does a strip tease.

It’s like an elephant running through the jungle. Next Joel Lawrence, lucky chump, ends up balls deep in a couple of horny strumpets (Petra and Alana Evans). You won’t miss an inch (just like the girls) and one of the ladies even gets a double dildo comtraption jammed in her vag and ass. That’s how we like it, don’t we dirty t-shirt posse?

The lesbian wreckage continues as freaky Holly Halston and friend go for broke on a stripping stage. What’s so great about this scene is that it inculdes strap-on footage. There should be a strap-on scene in every porno movie. It’s historically important, the strap-on. The ladies also use a double dildo as they make noises like a henhouse on fire. Sabine Maui stars in the fourth scene with a longhair. Sabine’s got a nice little tan pussy. And some Asian hertiage. We should ask her if the strap-on is important in her culture. Evan Stone and Hannah (or another blonde. I don’t know. They all look the same) have oral and vaginal and anal sex. It’s romantic like anal sex tends to be. Evans nuts are as large as golf balls and he empties them all over Hannah’s face. Now that’s quality entertainment.

This one gets a 3.

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