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Um, wow. I don’t even know where to start with this one. I guess I’ve never seen a Max Hardcore movie before. Max is truely an aptly named older man (I’ll refrain from calling him a gentleman – I think he’d agree somehow) who makes some seriously vile flicks. Pure Max 8 is one of those. Here you’ll see depraved girls fucked and humiliated within an inch of their lives. Whether you’re into this or not is definitely matter of taste (or tasteless, as the case may be).

Just go into this knowing that it’s NOT couples’ material, it’s NOT PC, it’s NOT sexy and it’s NOT nice. It’s hardcore though, we’ll give it that.

This movie begins with Queeny Love, a whore-rific German who seems to enjoy unholy amounts of dick stuffed into her throat and ass. She gags constantly thanks to Max’s feelingless skullfucking. After that it’s straight to plenty of inhuman assfucking and even some DP action with a duct-tape handled dildo. Now that’s a lithe asshole! It’s an ass like a mouth. There aren’t too many girls in porn that can do the things that Queeny does. The scene ends with Max attaching some spreading clamps to Queeny’s face and then fucking her head some more until she almost barfs. Like I said, it’s not nice and it’s not sexy. Then Max comes in her eye.

Vanessa Rubec is next. She’s trampy. She has braces. This movie doesn’t get a perfect 5 because Vanessa and the girl that follows her are just a wee bit, OK, a lot too nasty to be attractive. But then again, you won’t find Victoria’s Secret girls with assholes the circumference of telephone poles now will you? Vanessa’s kind of like a Pet Rock that talks. She’s not as crazy as Queeny but her blasted ass gets fucked until she’s plain old DONE. She smokes a cigarette while Max humps her ass. Hmmm.

And lastly, Valerie Jo. She’s frightening. I ain’t shitting you. This girl just ain’t right. There’s more gagging and stuff where Valerie looks essentially dead and hollow. It’s pretty sad. My notes say “Gagging and dead anal, euroschool of looking at camera, dead choking BJ.” So there you have it.

Bad things: The movie sounds like it’s in a tin can. And those last two girls ain’t beauty queens. Max is also, well, you know, he’s crazy old Max.

The bottom line: Disgusting enough to check out if you’re into the holy shit hardcore.

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