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Feet – you might have one or two. You might have a foot fetish. Not realizing what the hell the title meant when I selected this flick to review (yeah, I was probably drunk or horny or both and therefore not accountable for my gawdamn actions). Yep – this here is a foot fetish film. A professional journalist would research the topic as to add an educated viewpoint to what this entails.

I am not a professional journalist.

I am, however, a professional tugpuller and lover extraordinaire.

And that gives me street cred (in some streets at least) and a little bit of knowhow. At least enough to write this.

Back to the review. These woman, these actors, these dirty ass pillows, suck their own little toes, they suck each other’s toes. They suck their own toes while another luscious temptress licks their wet, tight pinkertons. Mmm, wet tight pinkertons. If the thought of toes gets you going well manicured, clean little toes gets you all hard and panting like the thought of smooth, wet peachsoft pussylips, then you will fucking love this flick. You will have a hardon. You will beat the shit out of it.

Because I am not a professional foot fetishist, I will throw out a disclaimer. I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about when it comes to feet – they are cute and all, if well cared for, but don’t ask me the hows and whys and I won’t try to mangle some pretend show that I know what the hell a good foot fetish flick looks like. Hell, these models seem to lick and suck their toes pretty well, but sometimes I didn’t get the feeling that they were all that into the toe part. You know, like maybe they just showed up to do a fuck flick and someone said, “hey, by the way, can you suck on some toes?” and they said, “sure, why not?” I mean, I’ve seen worse – any ATM (Ass to Mouth) is WAY fucking worse. At least when you REALLY start thinking microbiology. But lets not. Anyway, the models are pretty damn attractive and even if you don’t dig feet, this flick is worth a look-see. There is some pretty decent girl-on-girl and one straight scene (I’ll get to that).

I don’t usually do a scene breakdown, so this is skimpy and it is an effort to be “more professional” since I lack the cred in the foot department. So, quick comments on the various scenes follow:
Tina Toy and Sabine Maui – DIRT DIRT DIRT. Christ, watch the behind the scenes for this and note that Tina Toy either has a really real fake orgasm, or a really big real one. Double dong, pussy and ass play, some tight bodies and the whole foot thing. Hard on!
.Melody Maxx and Nikki – hmph. Should have had more, just plain more. Yeah, this scene seemed like it was just getting going and then it ended. I think they got cold while filming…Oh well, Melody Maxx is hot and dirty and she has pretty much perfect natural tatties. Just what you needed. Hard on!
.Cameron Cane and Steve Holmes – This scene started Ok, but then, as Cameron takes some cock while cocked over a seat and handlebars on an exerbike, she starts to look not only disinterested, but also in pain. Stupid exerbike. I just lost enthusiasm for this scene. Hard-ly.
Bamboo and Jay Lo Deeva– This scene is plain dirty, but almost uninspired. I can’t get over the visage. If you know what visage means and you watch this, you will know what the hell I am talking about. Hard…
.Sandra Shine and Olivia del Rio – Sex in and on expensive cars… Well, I love my expensive car, so it it were mine, I’d be like, “get the hell off of my car and onto my ‘ride!’” or something. Still, these two put on a filthy little show. Olivia is my kinda gal, and you should watch this and learn if you don’t get it. She is one enthusiastic, dirty little twatlicker. Hard on!

As I write this, the first scene is replaying. Gawdamn! I need some more tissue. In fact, that reminds me, this flick gets five tissues, I mean stars… And that is only because the talent is hot and I could watch scene one over and over again.
Send me some fucking Oban.

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