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Summer Camp Sun Bunnies by VCA follows the exploits of well, some Summer Camp Sun Bunnies as they vacation at the aptly named Camp Dump. The girls screw each other and any guy that happens to get to close to their tractor beam vaginas. This entire film feels very cardboard, from the tinny surf music to the paper-thin soundstage sets. The sex takes place in cardboard rooms with cardboard furniture, in the crummy wasty desert outside of LA and beside an above-ground pool.
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The sound kinda sucked but everything about VHS sucks and it would probably be vastly improved on DVD. The film quality also feels cheap but I guess that fits with the VHS bit.
The sex is decent. Not stellar but there are some decidely shining moments. And with 9 scenes to choose from you won’t have much to complain about. It’s a smorgasboard of ass-licking, vagina-fucking, toe-sucking, dick-throating, pussy-munching and come-shottering. And anything else hyphenated you can think of. My favorites: Felecia and Lita lick each other’s ninnies before an anal wand comes forth to do some deep-ass exploration. Ryan Conner and Mark have a good deal of condomed anal sex and Chasey gives Alex “Metallica Troll” Sanders a helluva hummer on a picnic blanket in the desert. There’s also a fun lesbian fourway that has a chicken fight in the pool smack in-between generous helpings of ass and pussy tongue-cleanings. Oh, and convict-like Marty Romano does a great job lining up cute Petra, Katie Morgan and Monica Mayhem and then giving them all the blistering shaft before dumping his predictable load.
There’s also some bonus goofiness that some guys might enjoy. The “camp” is always full of girls and they do various campy things. They have a food fight in the cafeteria and dance with each other naked in the pool in one big group. They also play a silly dodgeball game where the girls that get hit have to take off their swimsuits. Super flaky like a bad movie on TNT, but it’s kind of fun anyhow.
So. The bottom line: average sex with some occasional hot spots. Really boring sets and props. Too bad the Summer Camp thing didn’t come off feeling more like a summer camp and less like the Arizona State Pen (but I guess it WAS Camp Dump, right?). Which brings us to the end of this review. From the mouth of the Rancho Cow, this one gets a 3.
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